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    <title>段子 &amp;mdash; emotional sweet onion</title>
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    <description>sometimes emotional, mostly sweet, unexpectedly spicy ;D  【中文&amp;EN】</description>
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      <title>目录</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[Here&#39;s a curated list of my writings.&#xA;&#xA;文章&#xA;&#xA;非自愿邪教徒&#xA;&#xA;段子&#xA;&#xA;关于nonsense word&#xA;&#xA;关于&#34;Asian&#34;沙拉&#xA;&#xA;标签一览：&#xA;随想：all of my spontaneous random thoughts&#xA;摘录：引用一些别人的智慧话语（通常是读论文看见好玩的东西）&#xA;真人真事：艺术源于生活&#xA;语言学：因为我是linguistics nerd&#xA;段子：轻量级幽默&#xA;长文：尝试进行写作复健（中英夹杂警告⚠️）]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#39;s a curated list of my writings.</p>

<h3 id="文章">文章</h3>

<p><a href="https://paper.wf/emosweetonion/fei-zi-yuan-xie-jiao-tu" rel="nofollow">非自愿邪教徒</a></p>

<h3 id="段子">段子</h3>

<p><a href="https://paper.wf/emosweetonion/zuo-de-shi-yan-li-you-nonsense" rel="nofollow">关于nonsense word</a></p>

<p><a href="https://paper.wf/emosweetonion/dian-liao-kan-zhao-jiu-hen-whitede-jian-kang-vegan-restaurantde-peanut-crunch" rel="nofollow">关于”Asian”沙拉</a></p>

<h3 id="标签一览">标签一览：</h3>

<p><a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E9%9A%8F%E6%83%B3" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">随想</span></a>：all of my spontaneous random thoughts
<a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E6%91%98%E5%BD%95" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">摘录</span></a>：引用一些别人的智慧话语（通常是读论文看见好玩的东西）
<a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E7%9C%9F%E4%BA%BA%E7%9C%9F%E4%BA%8B" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">真人真事</span></a>：艺术源于生活
<a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E8%AF%AD%E8%A8%80%E5%AD%A6" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">语言学</span></a>：因为我是linguistics nerd
<a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">段子</span></a>：轻量级幽默
<a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E9%95%BF%E6%96%87" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">长文</span></a>：尝试进行写作复健（中英夹杂警告⚠️）</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 21:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>做的实验里有nonsense word，但显然原来的研究者不会想到在2021年fap已经变成了不适合放在科学实验里的单词了。</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[做的实验里有nonsense word，但显然原来的研究者不会想到在2021年fap已经变成了不适合放在科学实验里的单词了。&#xA;&#xA;老教授：probably no one was fapping at that time&#xA;同学：no i&#39;m pretty sure they were&#xA;&#xA;段子&#xA;真人真事]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>做的实验里有nonsense word，但显然原来的研究者不会想到在2021年<a href="https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/fap/" rel="nofollow">fap</a>已经变成了不适合放在科学实验里的单词了。</p>

<p>老教授：probably no one was fapping at that time
同学：no i&#39;m pretty sure they were</p>

<p><a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">段子</span></a>
<a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E7%9C%9F%E4%BA%BA%E7%9C%9F%E4%BA%8B" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">真人真事</span></a></p>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2021 08:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>点了看着就很white的健康vegan restaurant的peanut crunch...</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[点了看着就很white的健康vegan restaurant的peanut crunch salad，一看ingredients就知道这是在营造一种Asian-ness：豆腐、wonton strips、花生酱、小葱、毛豆等等。殊不知要营造真正的asian感只需要把所有的菜都搞熟就行了&#xA;&#xA;随想&#xA;段子]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>点了看着就很white的健康vegan restaurant的peanut crunch salad，一看ingredients就知道这是在营造一种Asian-ness：豆腐、wonton strips、花生酱、小葱、毛豆等等。殊不知要营造真正的asian感只需要把所有的菜都搞熟就行了</p>

<p><a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E9%9A%8F%E6%83%B3" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">随想</span></a>
<a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">段子</span></a></p>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2021 08:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>读论文摘录一些有趣的内容</title>
      <link>https://writee.org/emosweetonion/du-lun-wen-zhai-lu-xie-you-qu-de-nei-rong-k98s</link>
      <description>&lt;![CDATA[读论文摘录一些有趣的内容&#xA;&#xA;Hoffman et al. (2015)&#xA;&#xA;#摘录 #段子&#xA;&#xA;!--more--  &#xA;&#xA;  ...Male jewel beetles fly about looking for the glossy, dimpled, and brown wing-casings of females. When males of H. sapiens began tossing out empty beer bottles that were glossy, dimpled, and just the right shade of brown, the male beetles swarmed the bottles and ignored the females, nearly causing the extinction of the species (Gwynne and Rentz 1983).&#xA;  Males of H. sapiens. How interesting. lmao&#xA;&#xA;  ...Indeed, if the interface theory of perception is correct, and natural selection has shaped H. sapiens to share a nonveridical interface, then that is precisely why we agree. But that entails nothing about reality. All flies agree: dung tastes great. We might beg to differ.&#xA;  Ok...?&#xA;&#xA;  What can we possibly mean by the veridical taste of a molecule? What objective standard tells us its true taste? Couldn’t taste vary across species? One might hope, for instance that dung tastes different to coprophagic creatures, such as pigs, rodents, and rabbits, than it does to us (Hübner et al. 2013).&#xA;  为什么这个作者如此沉迷屎尿屁幽默，而且为什么这里有reference啊！]]&gt;</description>
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<p>Hoffman et al. (2015)</p>

<p><a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E6%91%98%E5%BD%95" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">摘录</span></a> <a href="/emosweetonion/tag:%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90" class="hashtag" rel="nofollow"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">段子</span></a></p>

  

<blockquote><p>...Male jewel beetles fly about looking for the glossy, dimpled, and brown wing-casings of females. When males of H. sapiens began tossing out empty beer bottles that were glossy, dimpled, and just the right shade of brown, the male beetles swarmed the bottles and ignored the females, nearly causing the extinction of the species (Gwynne and Rentz 1983).</p></blockquote>

<p>Males of H. sapiens. How interesting. lmao</p>

<blockquote><p>...Indeed, if the interface theory of perception is correct, and natural selection has shaped H. sapiens to share a nonveridical interface, then that is precisely why we agree. But that entails nothing about reality. <strong>All flies agree: dung tastes great. We might beg to differ.</strong></p></blockquote>

<p>Ok...?</p>

<blockquote><p>What can we possibly mean by the veridical taste of a molecule? What objective standard tells us its true taste? Couldn’t taste vary across species? One might hope, for instance that dung tastes different to coprophagic creatures, such as pigs, rodents, and rabbits, than it does to us (Hübner et al. 2013).</p></blockquote>

<p>为什么这个作者如此沉迷屎尿屁幽默，而且为什么这里有reference啊！</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2021 07:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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