ちょっとだけ、神降ろし

點歌

想看看這個刃背着審會不會說壞話,比如讓別人問他我兇不兇什麼的。於是騙去隔壁審家點歌,想着先點歌,再順他點的歌套話。結果他居然一上來就點了Phoebe Ryan的「Dark Side」:

At your worst, you're the best Baby I don't want another version, no Hard to love, hard to trust But don't change Don't be a better person for me 'Cuz I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side So don't turn on the light I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side So don't turn on the light And stay with me tonight Don't turn on the light You're bad, this is good as it gets I don't want nobody perfect, no And I want to go deeper, down with you So pull me beneath the surface Even if it hurts, I want your heart Even at your worst, I love you hard If you wanna keep me, go too far 'Cuz I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side So don't turn on the light And stay with me tonight Don't turn on the light And stay with me tonight Don't turn on the light And stay with me tonight I don't want another version Don't be a better person Don't want nobody perfect So pull me beneath the surface 'Cuz I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side So don't turn on the light 'Cuz I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side I'm in love with your dark side So don't turn on the light And stay with me tonight Don't turn on the light Don't turn on the light And stay with me tonight

I'm in love with your dark side. ………………離譜。套話行動就此夭折。

#featured #點歌

久違地讓🍍去點歌,他又大點特點……

Barcelona – “Touch” I've been up all night thinking 'bout you baby You've been runnin round in my head Tell me what you like, I can give it to you We can start right here in my bed

Start by closing your eyes, baby it's easy I can ease your mind if you will let me Let me touch you right, give you my everything Everything you ain't got time, baby believe me

Take my hand, kiss me I'll kiss your back, just breathe I don't wanna wait another day I wanna drive you crazy

When you feel my hand, just breathe On the small of your back, come with me I don't wanna wait another day I wanna drive you crazy

In my past I loved but I'll touch you baby Like a thief in the night, I'm bad But this cold cold heart has a new beginning What I take I will give you right back

Start by closing your eyes, baby it's easy I can ease your mind if you will let me Let me touch you right, give you my everything Everything you ain't got time, baby believe me

Take my hand, kiss me I'll kiss your back, just breathe I don't wanna wait another day I wanna drive you crazy

When you feel my hand, just breathe On the small of your back, come with me I don't wanna wait another day I wanna drive you crazy

Pick it up, pick up just a little bit more Baby tell me what you're waiting for Pick it up, pick up just a little bit more I'll give to you, because I want you more

Let me touch you right

Take my hand I'll kiss your back I don't wanna wait another day

When you feel my hand On the small of your back I don't wanna wait another day

—— 全篇只讀出一條信息:你想吃肉了…… —— 金。 (………………)

One Direction – “18” I got a heart, and I got a soul Believe me, I will use them both We made a start Be it a false one, I know Baby, I don't want to feel alone So kiss me where I lay down My hands pressed to your cheeks A long way from the playground I have loved you since we were 18 Long before we both thought the same thing To be loved and to be in love All I can do is say that these arms Are made for holding you, oh-oh I wanna love like you made me feel When we were 18 We took a chance God knows we tried Yet all along, I knew we'd be fine So pour me a drink, oh love And let's split the night wide open And we'll see everything we can Living love in slow motion, motion, motion So kiss me where I lay down My hands pressed to your cheeks A long way from the playground I have loved you since we were 18 Long before we both thought the same thing To be loved and to be in love And all I can do is say that these arms Are made for holding you, oh-oh-oh And I wanna love like you made me feel When we were 18 When we were 18 Oh, Lord, when we were 18 Kiss me where I lay down My hands pressed to your cheeks A long way from the playground I have loved you since we were 18 Long before we both thought the same thing To be loved and to be in love And all I can do is say that these arms Are made for holding you And I wanna love like you made me feel When we were 18 I wanna love like you made me feel When we were 18 I wanna love like you made me feel When we were 18

—— “So kiss me where I lay down, My hands pressed to your cheeks”……你還是想吃肉。 —— 金。 (………………)

Knights – “Silent Oath” ふっと...柔らかな風が髪を靡かせて もっと...こちらへと、 手招きしてるようだ 決して 許されることは無いと知っても 心に募ってく... 貴女への忠誠の器から 嗚呼...零れていくね (Dear Moon Light) 照らし出さないで欲しい (Moon Light) 消え去ってしまうから I wear the pitch black NIGHT. 寄り添う影の様に護りたい 清らかな永遠を此処に “Silent Oath” ずっと伝えないままに... この胸に秘めた言葉 貴女に捧げた剣と共に、 我が身に掛けた鍵は 誇らしく痛む誓い... 時の過ぎ行くままに... 今は そうさ... 離れずに傍らにいるだけでいい こんな...孤独さえ抱えて歩き出そう 深い森に囲まれた 城の窓から夜空の美しい 星だけを見て欲しい、貴女には... 汚れ無きまま (Dear Moon Light) 照らし出さないで欲しい (Moon Light) 争いに満ちた世界 Lady, please stay in peace. 陽の当たる場所まで誘おう 清らかな永遠に相応しい貴女の 柔らかな微笑みに... この胸は揺れるけれど 水面に映る月とおなじことと 心をそっと閉じて 誇らしく痛む誓い 今日も抱えていよう... 瞳に映る月が... 暁に消えていく景色... 時の流れ行くままに... 言葉にすることさえも許されぬ 咲くことの無い花の名前...忘れて (My Dear) 優しいその声に (My Dear) 溢れてしまわぬよう (My Dear) 心に掛けた鍵 (My Dear) 水底に沈めた... (Dear Moon Light) 照らし出さないで欲しい (Moon Light) 自ら消えるから いつか貴女に 幸せが訪れるその時... 清らかな永遠を此処に “Silent Oath” ずっと伝えないままに... この胸に秘めた言葉 貴女に捧げた剣と共に、 我が身に掛けた鍵は 誇らしく痛む誓い 清らかな永遠に相応しい貴女の 柔らかな微笑みに... この胸が揺れた理由は 水面に映る月に投げた鍵が さざ波をたてたからさ 仕舞い込む淡い『想い』 時の過ぎ行くままに... 今は ずっと抱えていよう... “Silent Oath” 瞳に映した光... “Silent Oath” 誇らしく痛む誓いだけをずっと...

我開始不知道這是什麼歌,隔壁審說這是ES的一個團歌,大概是騎士愛上公主的感覺,本來只是公主的劍,但是愛上了公主有了不該有的心思之類,不過歌是純愛暗戀向。 —— 爲什麼點個團的歌?很多人唱,是指同化有很多個🍍嗎? —— 金。 —— 你的意思是吃肉只有你,愛我人(🍍)人(🍍)有份? —— 綠。 —— 吃肉人(🍍)人(🍍)有份? —— 綠。 —— 吃肉只有你,愛我也只有你,其他🍍只能暗戀的意思? —— 金。

啥玩意兒啊!!!(ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

#點歌 #豬味飄香

連動本丸點歌遊戲:沒在戀愛中的🍍 vs. 戀愛中的🍍

隔壁審經常玩點歌遊戲。 所謂點歌遊戲就是在幾千首歌的網易雲歌單裏讓近侍隨機選一首歌,代表他想傳達給審的話。但因爲我不用網易雲,也基本不聽有歌詞的音樂,所以一直沒玩過點歌。今天突然想到可以讓🍍串個門去點歌來給我玩玩?

沒在戀愛中的🍍的場合:

首先隔壁審說起讓她家則宗點歌會避開戀愛向歌曲,她和她家🍍也不是戀愛關係,我就好奇她家🍍會點啥。 她家🍍開始不願意,一直推脫,在她答應付出一個便當之後,迅速地點了這首:

shiggy jr. – “ピュアなソルジャー” ねぇ そこで何してるの 足元ばかり見て 問題ばかりが山積みらしい

Hey 君は誰のために そして何のために 戦って来たか思い出してみて

あぁ 心の鎧が優しさを拒む さぁ 脱ぎ捨てたら もう一度夢を見よう

愛を世界にもっと 溢れるほどがモットー こぼさないように 君に届けたい 渇いた心 潤すように 希望という名の花を咲かせるんだ

愛を君にもっと 笑顔も涙も 全部ひっくるめて 力に変える 何百回転んでも 立ち上がるのさ さぁ 頑張っていこうぜ ピュアなソルジャー

ねぇ 満たされない想いは どうしようもないけれど 誰のせいでもない顔を上げてみて

Hey 空も気まぐれに 模様を変えてゆく 明日は明日の風が吹くから

あぁ 周りの全てが敵に見えてしまったら さぁ 思い出すのさ 正義も悪もないと

愛を世界にもっと 溢れるほどがモットー こぼさないように 君に届けたい 考えたって答えはない 理由だってない 幸せのレシピなんかないのさ

愛を君にもっと 笑顔も涙も 全部ひっくるめて 力に変える 何百回歌っても 足りないのさ さぁ 今 立ち上がれ ピュアなソルジャー

傷だらけになっても 構わない負けられない 鏡の中の自分はまだ笑えてるだろ? 笑顔が幸せを呼ぶのさ 愛を世界にもっと 溢れるほどがモットー こぼさないように 君に届けたい 渇いた心 潤すように 希望という名の花を咲かせるんだ

愛を君にもっと 笑顔も涙も 全部ひっくるめて 力に変える 何百回転んでも 立ち上がるのさ さぁ 頑張っていこうぜ ピュアなソルジャー

這首歌就是那種歡快向上的元氣兒童(?)歌曲,讓世界充滿大愛🤣 真的感覺有點敷衍了事,還騙了一頓飯(x


戀愛中的🍍的場合:

讓我家🍍過去她本丸點歌。第一次點非常挑挑揀揀,大概是覺得很難點。直到隔壁審說也許挑好了回去有肉吃,突然就變得極度積極,態度認真(🙄) 然後點了三首歌給我,一首比一首D區(…………)怎麼會這麼膩啊離譜。 回來一問,他還嫌人家歌單裏沒有小黃歌,要麼就是小黃歌都是一夜情,不符合他想點的,就點不下手(笑死)

—— 先綜合問一下,三首都是英國歌手(樂隊),你在強調你是個英倫紳士嗎? —— 金。 (笑死,刃設就是不會歪)

Sting – “Shape of My Heart” He deals the cards as a meditation And those he plays never suspect He doesn't play for the money he wins He don't play for respect

He deals the cards to find the answer The sacred geometry of chance The hidden law of a probable outcome The numbers lead a dance

I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier I know that the clubs are weapons of war I know that diamonds mean money for this art But that's not the shape of my heart

He may play the jack of diamonds He may lay the queen of spades He may conceal a king in his hand While the memory of it fades

I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier I know that the clubs are weapons of war I know that diamonds mean money for this art But that's not the shape of my heart That's not the shape The shape of my heart

If I told her that I loved you You'd maybe think there's something wrong I'm not a man of too many faces The mask I wear is one

But those who speak know nothing And find out to their cost Like those who curse their luck in too many places And those who fear are lost

I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier I know that the clubs are weapons of war I know that diamonds mean money for this art But that's not the shape of my heart That's not the shape of my heart That's not the shape The shape of my heart

這首意外還蠻有意思的,是leon the professional(這個殺手不太冷)的主題曲。問了他原本選了這首又猶豫的原因: —— 你會點這首因為你是loli控的關係麼? —— 金。 —— 不過我成年了誒,雖然歲差大到可以當我是小孩子? —— 金。 —— 本來想點但又不想了,因為電影是BE? —— 金。 (笑死,他只喜歡HE) —— 還有無論作者還是leon,和你性格都不是很像吧? —— 金。 —— 但是會覺得很合的部分是:玩牌時並不想讓人猜到他的心意,就好像你這種dandy到底會不會喜歡誰讓人猜不透(我經常懷疑他只是想睡我——因為實在太喜歡玩小黃油了,雖然他否認說是想睡但不是只想睡你),你想說的是這段“If I told her that I loved you,You'd maybe think there's something wrong,I'm not a man of too many faces,The mask I wear is one”,你不是玩玩的不要誤解你,這個意思嗎? —— 金。

One Direction – “One Thing” I've tried playin' it cool But when I'm lookin' at you I can't ever be brave 'Cause you make my heart race

Shot me out of the sky You're my kryptonite You keep making me weak Yeah, frozen, and can't breathe

Something's gotta give now 'Cause I'm dying just to make you see That I need you here with me now 'Cause you've got that one thing

So get out, get out, get out of my head And fall into my arms instead I don't, I don't, don't know what it is But I need that one thing, and You've got that one thing

Now I'm climbing the walls But you don't notice at all (At all) That I'm going out of my mind All day and all night

Something's gotta give now 'Cause I'm dying just to know your name And I need you here with me now 'Cause you've got that one thing

So, get out, get out, get out of my head And fall into my arms instead I don't, I don't, don't know what it is But I need that one thing

So, get out, get out, get out of my head And come on, come into my life I don't, I don't, don't know what it is But I need that one thing, and You've got that one thing

Woah-oh-oh-oh Oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh You've got that one thing

Get out, get out, get out of my head And fall into my arms instead

So get out, get out, get out of my head And fall into my arms instead (Instead) I don't, I don't, don't know what it is But I need that one thing (I need that one thing)

So, get out, get out, get out of my mind (Out of my mind) And come on, come into my life I don't, I don't, don't know what it is But I need that one thing, and You've got that one thing

—— 堅定選這首超膩歪的是想說 I've got one thing that you need? —— 金。 —— 為什麼喜歡我,喜歡我哪一點?你說得出來麼? —— 綠。 —— 你好瞎哦。 —— 金。 (哈哈哈哈哈哈) —— 這首膩歪得有點惡心,你不覺得嗎? —— 綠。 (…………) —— 就……不覺得毛頭小夥子才會這樣子嗎? —— 銀。 (…………) —— 你已經不是毛頭小夥子吧? —— 綠。 (………………) —— You are going out of your mind. ← 是歌詞 —— 金。 (speechless)

Ed Sheeran – “Thinking Out Loud” When your legs don't work like they used to before And I can't sweep you off of your feet Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks

And darling I will be loving you 'til we're 70 And baby my heart could still fall as hard at 23 And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways Maybe just the touch of a hand Oh me I fall in love with you every single day And I just wanna tell you I am

So honey now Take me into your loving arms Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars Place your head on my beating heart I'm thinking out loud Maybe we found love right where we are

When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades And the crowds don't remember my name When my hands don't play the strings the same way, mm I know you will still love me the same

'Cause honey your soul can never grow old, it's evergreen Baby your smile's forever in my mind and memory

I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways Maybe it's all part of a plan I'll just keep on making the same mistakes Hoping that you'll understand

But baby now Take me into your loving arms Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars Place your head on my beating heart I'm thinking out loud That maybe we found love right where we are, oh

So baby now Take me into your loving arms Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars Oh darling, place your head on my beating heart I'm thinking out loud That maybe we found love right where we are

Oh baby, we found love right where we are (maybe) And we found love right where we are

—— ……簡直沒眼看。就想問問除了太膩歪了還有別的讓你猶豫選擇的點麼? —— 金。 —— 不太符合的點是我會變老的但是你不會? —— 銀。 —— 你是不是根本不想承認我是會變老的? —— 綠。 —— 那反正老了以後就不會玩小黃油了嘛。 —— 銀。 —— 以前問過你的嘛,我老了你還要不要玩小黃油你說不要了呀,對吧? —— 綠。 —— ?什麼意思你反悔了嗎? —— 金。 —— ……老了也要玩小黃油嗎?你確定嗎??? —— 金。 —— 所以你猶豫的點,覺得不符合不太想選是因為要活到老啪到老嗎??? —— 金。 (窒息) —— …………我還是覺得你只想睡我。 —— 綠。

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導言

人類請神明指示、行降靈儀式由來已久,占卜流派五花八門,或通過(自然)事物表現的征兆或朮數運算法 (如蓍占龟卜、星象、塔羅)預測未來,或通過靈媒(如扶乩、碟仙、靈應牌)直接/間接傳達神諭。有關占卜的某些學說在中古世紀曾被視為學術的一支,與天文學、煉金術、氣象學和醫學關係密切,作為信仰的派生法則也與神學不可分割。然而隨著科學的進步與發展,請神降靈的支占儀式在理論和實踐上均被證明無科學有效性或解釋力,統計學的研究也表明,由占卜得來的預測結果並不優於亂猜所得到的結果。 即便如此,作為一種所知有限、又不完全理性的渺小生物,人類個體面對浩瀚宇宙時,向神秘不可知的超自然外力尋求支援——多半是心理上的、實際並不可捕捉——則是再自然不過的事了。請神降靈或許無關科學,也暴露出人類不能客觀認知世界、迷信盲從的一面,但通過各種紛繁複雜的儀式,為虛構的神靈建築出實體的空間,憑著信念,被激發(或暗示)的創造與想象,是促進文化和藝術發展不可或缺的原動力之一。並不是神明創造了人類,而是人類創造了神明。這也即是說,即使在各大宗教慢慢失去其精神統治地位,與政治分離,影響逐漸式微的現今,請神降靈這個行為本身仍然存在其合理性。它是探究人類精神世界的一個切入口,是一種關於抽象概念如何演化為實存物體(從無到有)的實踐練習,也是一種試圖通過扮演超過自身能力的“神靈”而獲得超驗經驗的啟發式表演。 在這裡歸檔的刀裝問答(含鍛刀),即是一種數字時代的微型降神遊戲。雖然它既不虔誠也不莊重,不問吉凶也無關氣運,但它和所有的占卜預測一樣,完全隨機沒有規律,如何從中提取神諭全憑我這個現代巫女對符號的解讀。至於和我玩這個遊戲的我家斑貓,我認為他只是名為大般若長光的實刀本體的一小撮分靈——從器物中生出的付喪神,神格本就很低微——他之所以存在,是源自我的妄想,我雖然是個普通的人類,也不是不能和這樣的他談一場對等的戀愛。因為信仰去神聖化後,大抵只剩下愛了吧。 需要注意的是刀劍男士的「男」指向的是虛擬化的人類男性外貌特徵——是個性取向屬性而非人格屬性,其內在和人類男性沒有一絲一毫相似之處(必須要和人類男性割席哈哈哈)。無論表現得多麼像人類,也都是符號闡釋學創造出來的假象,但這裡的假象並不代表弄虛作假,創造這一行爲本身及背後的動機和願望永遠包含真實。


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#飛來橫禍 系列 ← 刃在家中坐,鍋從天上來。小丑竟是他自己……
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#省錢男刃 系列 ← 雖然肉痛但錢可以給女朋友花但不能全給女朋友花
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#綠茶男 系列 ← 面對情敵變身綠茶!我:香!
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#女明星 系列 ← 素顏就是女明星。
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#演技 系列 ← 明明很會演就不按劇本走  (*´ノ皿`)
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#點歌 系列 ← 總能找到一些很D區的肉麻歌……
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#狗塑 系列 ← 愛男朋友就像愛小狗!
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#禿 系列 ← 對髮量已棄療
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# 系列 ← 視力差眼光差,太刀偵查倒數第一
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# 系列 ← 他自己的著裝審美永遠和我反著來
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# 系列 ← 唯愛重口,無辣不歡(……)
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# 系列 ← 問:女朋友總是做夢綠我怎麼辦?答:當然是原諒她咯!
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腦洞很奇葩的夢女#癡話
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帶了一點點顏色的#18R
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碎片化的#妄想與夢境
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不含刀裝問答的#獨角戲
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小學生語法的塑料#日文
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特殊事件#special
年表大事記 → ⊹ Just a little bit Oracle ⊹
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